A conversation overheard from the back of the van

Maddie - "Marky, what's a 'Spa Palace' ?"

(we had just driven by a store called that)

Marky - (with MUCH older sister confidence and know-it-all itis in her voice) - "Oh, that's a place
where you can get a lot of spa things done, you know, like Mommy did in California. They treat you like a queen."

I think I might call tomorrow and make an appointment :).