Things Michael said while I was cutting his hair today - he was crying the entire time.
- I'm not happy.
- I don't like this.
- I miss Daddy.
- You're being mean, Mama.
- That's for girls.
- No! I'm not handsome, I'm Michael.
- I don't want washed.
- This isn't fun.
- When are we going to be done?
- I miss Daddy. (I think he actually cried this about 14 times)