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• WHY GOD MADE MOMS 
  
• Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
  
• Why did God make mothers? 
  
• 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
  
• 2. Mostly to clean the house.
  
• 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
  
• How did God make mothers? 
  
• 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
  
• 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
  
• 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
  
• What ingredients are mothers made of? 
  
• 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
  
• 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
  
• Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 
  
• 1. We're related.
  
• 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
  
• What kind of a little girl was your mom? 
  
• 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
  
• 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
  
• 3. They say she used to be nice.
  
• What did mom need to know about dad before she married him? 
  
• 1. His last name.
  
• 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
  
• 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
  
• Why did your mom marry your dad? 
  
• 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
  
• 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
  
• 3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
  
• Who's the boss at your house? 
  
• 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
  
• 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
  
• 3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
  
• What's the difference between moms and dads? 
  
• 1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
  
• 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them..
  
• 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
  
• 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
  
• What does your mom do in her spare time? 
  
• 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
  
• 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
  
• What would it take to make your mom perfect? 
  
• 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
  
• 2. Diet.. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
  
• If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 
  
• 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
  
• 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
  
• 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.