- *It's 8:30 am and you've already been spanked
- *You are reading a dump truck book for the 100th time
- *All of your cars and trucks are lined up in various places all over the house
- *You have chased your doggie until she runs away from you
- *You keep begging busy mama to sit down and read under the "tent" in the living room
- *You've told your bossy sisters "NO" 50 times since breakfast
- *You give your mama a kiss even though she spanked you
- *You keep asking "Where's Daddy" since he's your best friend